The Pentagon announced that its fight against ISIS and will be called Operation Inherent Resolve. They came up with that name using Operation Random Thesaurus.
- Jimmy Fallon
During orientation at Fort Sill, in Oklahoma, our first sergeant stated that if anyone lost his locker key to see him, as he kept a master key in his office. Sure enough, a few weeks later, I lost my key. I walked into the orderly's room and asked Sarge if I could borrow his master key?
"Why, certainly, young man," he said, as he reached under his desk and handed me a large pair of bolt cutters.
- John Dannar, Pasadena, Texas